So I’ve been regularly exercising (running, gym, etc) for over a year now. This has given me the knowledge that I want to become a personal trainer when I finish college! So, it would help me to have my followers ask me questions! Anon or not, anything at all, free of charge! Ask me diet plans or advice or “why hasn’t this been working?” Type questions! It would help me and you both!
Single. Vegan. Lover of all music. I idolize music. Submit something, ask something, drop your balls and talk to me! I love you and thank you for your visit (;
so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors
so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors
except then the job of the decoy got popular
like, really popular
like… worryingly popular?
reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”
eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
The morning will come in the press of every kiss with your head upon my chest where I will annoy you with every waking breath until you decide to wake up.
Has anyone ever seen someone at a construction site actually working?